| Uterus: | That new underwear looks nice. |
| Uterus: | It'd be a shame if something... |
| Uterus: | ...happened to it. |
Shout out to the people who have already asked the exact questions from my homework on yahoo answers
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Sinking Ship (2012)
Inspired by the current political climate and Edgar Allen Poe’s short story “The Malestrom”, half a clipper ship painting seems to have hit a storm and is falling off the edge of the painting frame (or the world) dripping water or paint on the floor. The materials of the painting are now turning into the structure of the boat, with the canvas becoming sails and the stretcher bars becoming a mast.
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There’s a strange feeling that sometimes overcomes us when we’re reaching out to someone, this feeling of acute embarrassment. “Are we bothering them?” we ask ourselves, and almost wanting to apologize for even sending a message in the first place. It’s as though our very presence in their lives is a nuisance, and our efforts to connect as friends or lovers is one that only complicates things for them. We want to say, “I’m sorry that I want to talk to you, it’s weird and I should probably stop.”
The thing is, you can feel when you’re bothering someone. It’s not difficult to tell when you are the one who is always reaching out, always initiating contact, always starting the conversation. You realize in a way that is at once terribly humiliating and almost masochistically sweet that you are the one chasing after them. When they grant you with their reciprocity, with their attention — nothing feels better. But most times you are left sending a message that you immediately regret, because you know that it only puts one more tallymark in the “you need them, and not the other way around” column.
No I’ll be more like :
OR
you forgot one
I CAN’T BREATHE
i’mfjiebnv dead
oh god the last one..
This is ridiculously awesome haha
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YES THE SKY IS COOL HOWEVER DOES IT REQUIRE A 15 PAGE LONG PHOTOSET
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THE OXFORD COMMA IS A NECESSARY PIECE OF PUNCTUATION AND IF YOU DISAGREE I WILL PUNCH-UATE YOU IN THE FACE
lol
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